~Spring Festival of the 4th Age- Caption Contest!~

[King Elessar]

The caption contest game has been another favourite pastime of the King Elessar and Queen Arwen, who both enjoyed writing captions and quotes under many drawings made by artists and such. But seldom had it been since they had played the fun game

Welcome to the 1st Caption Contest of the Spring Festival of the 4th Age!

Rules

-The caption contests will be as often as possible!
-The caption must be short and funny, I'm looking for original and humourous comments too!
-Avoid from using movie quotes
-Maximum 3 entries per contest only because of the lack of members. No back to back entries, at least 4 entries between each caption
-Here is how I judge it:

*Did I roll on the floor laughing?* (15 palace points)
*Did I fall off my chair (14 palace points)
*Did I loose my breath* (13 palace points)
*Did you make me laugh hysterically?* (12 palace points)
*Did I laugh on my chair out loud?* (11 palace points)
*Did I want to post it up for everyone to see* (10 palace points)
*Was it original and humourous?* (9 palace points)
*Did you make me grin* (8 points)
*Did you make Morgoth grin? (7 points)
*Did I smile like I meant it? (6 point)
*Did you make me wanna tell the world?* (5 palace points)
*Was it just humoruous but not original? (4 points)
*Was it original but not humourous? (3 point)
*Was it funny but only lasts 5-10 seconds?* (2 point )
*Was it funny but only lasts 0-5 seconds?* (1 palace point)

Good Luck everyone! Let the contest begin! And btw this is a great way to make a lot of points!

[Morgoth]

Erkendorn,
While I do not mind a caption contest, what I do mind is that you've copied Gondor's method of scoring them almost exactly. I've seen this throughout the place, and I'm not the only one to notice it. I'm probably guilty of it in some form or another, whether by participating in it or not saying something. If you are going to have a caption contest, come up with your own method, not what someone else did. As for the thief hunts, markets, whatever, at least give due credit. If you want this to be the plaza, then post on the plaza. Why can't this be a unique venture, like the plaza was so radically different from all other websites at that time?[/b]

[King Elessar]

Mo
Well I guess I can't argue that the plaza has been my main inspiration, and I guess over the last day of two, I was mroe intent on getting things up and running rather than finding a unique sense in the palace. I have changed them so that I find that it is quite different, and I apologise to you and the plaza