Regarding Horses

[Steorrlith]

A very disgruntled Lady Lithlæwen coughed loudly as the smell started to overwhelm her. She fanned herself and tried to blow away the stink, only to inhale even more. She turned to Lady Eowyn, "My Lady! Greenwood has a very propositions to make. I hope you'll listen up. Lately there have been several irresponisble riders of the mark who have allowed their horses to answer natures call right in our backyards and our talans! And as you know, majority of Greenwood's processions go on underground, the smell seeps through pretty quickly. I would suggest you inform your riders to pick up their own horse poo and dispose of them properly. We will be setting up a "HorsePooDisposal Bin" by the entrance to the Thranduil's Throne. I do not wish to see anymore of this irresponisble behaviour by your riders persist!

Secondly, with regards to the smell, we also have a feeling that not only do the riders not pick up the horse's poo, but do not bath their horses much either. In view of this, Greenwood has worked very hard to come up with this potion, that may help wash out the smell in them. It is rather cheap, and can be purchased conveniently in all Greenwood outlets.

Please consider these Lady Eowyn so as to make MiddleEarth a fresher place. Thank you."

[Caewýn Alquasilme]

My Lady Greenwood, as the weaver who wanders through the Mark, may i offer some words on behalf on ye lady Eowyn who I believe is off as we speak rounding up yet more horses for our fine cavalry.

Indeed, tis a sorry word that you bring to us, however, our horses are like us, a race of their own, and their behaviours outside of kingdom duties are not up to our control. I shall have a word to those of the kingdom to tell their horses of your word, however, I cannot gurantee all will be well, the mearas are stubborn sometimes and think they may move where they like and do as they please. But we shall do our best. Thankyou for your time.

[Morgoth]

I have more problems with cowz and fell beastie boys...

[Giliathriel Alquasilme]

Giliathriel would also like to add that some of the Rohirric horses are a little bit snooty to our Arnorian breeds. I have no complaints mysefl, I was just wondering if you knew. *WINK*

[Alassë Nénharma Alquasîlme]

My horses are fine!! By the way I have three...also an eagle, hawk and wolf....

[Eowyn]

I do believe that the April Fools foo foo has passed long ago, and yes, horses, will be horses, so until another time comes for a proposition be put forward, I declare this thread CLOSED.