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Post by Morgoth on Feb 20, 2005 5:40:40 GMT 10
Do you feel as if the harsh bounds of strict laws and being good are causing you to slowly suffocate? Do you wish there was actually somewhere that allows you to show your evil side, and get away with it? If you said yes, or even if you were thinking it, but were too ashamed to speak, Mordor is the place for you. Think of it as a good-peoples- retiring community, because you know that all that is good also has evil... And it's warm all the time, sometimes even hot. You can get ash- renewals, since our very own Orodruin spews ash and gas constantly, you get fresh ash in your face! Well, not really, you just go to the spa and take a seat, where a qualified asher will coat your body in ash, and then you can feel the carbon giving your skin a new luster! It works great for all those slimy, grimy orcs and Uruks, as well as those Swarthy men, and whatever evil slimeball decideds to show up...
So join Mordor, and feel those pressures of being good melt away.[/b]
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Xavier
Child of Middle Earth
Minion of Mordor
Mahna Mahna
Posts: 78
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Post by Xavier on Feb 21, 2005 17:56:24 GMT 10
Oh yes, and you have the priviledge of being in the same kingdom as an incredibly hot guy, a foxy female, and whatever else you'd like to classify Mairu and Xavier as...[/b]
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Post by Giliathriel Alquasilme on Feb 21, 2005 17:58:51 GMT 10
Hmm... sounds like fun. But before I join I guess I'll have to get over the face that Gili is commander of Arnor, and the other RP would be her enemy...
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Post by Morgoth on Feb 21, 2005 18:23:49 GMT 10
oh... for kicks!? I can easily kick you from Mordor...[/b]
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Cupid
Lost Soul
Cupid
Do you love me? Gili says no.
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Post by Cupid on Feb 21, 2005 18:49:36 GMT 10
Yoooooouuuuu two need to play nice... Or I'll arrow you, got that? [/b]
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Cupid
Lost Soul
Cupid
Do you love me? Gili says no.
Posts: 9
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Post by Cupid on Feb 21, 2005 18:57:00 GMT 10
That's better...
<------~~
Loove arrrow... *random animal noise*... lookit!
=----->
.. whooaa.[/b]
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Post by Giliathriel Alquasilme on Feb 21, 2005 18:57:14 GMT 10
ok... I'll join the army... under a name I'll think of later...
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Cupid
Lost Soul
Cupid
Do you love me? Gili says no.
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Post by Cupid on Feb 21, 2005 18:58:33 GMT 10
later... laaa... *falls asleep*
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RunyadStouty
Child of Middle Earth
Minion of Mordor
Raving Prolet
Posts: 57
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Post by RunyadStouty on Apr 24, 2005 14:52:31 GMT 10
I'll join..hehehe
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Post by Morgoth on Apr 25, 2005 0:31:43 GMT 10
I know... I've put the rank and such in your profile, if you haven't noticed; you are now a raving prolet... doesn't that just sound awesome?
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RunyadStouty
Child of Middle Earth
Minion of Mordor
Raving Prolet
Posts: 57
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Post by RunyadStouty on Apr 25, 2005 10:53:14 GMT 10
Eee! Indeed I saw it I forgot to tell you. I love it, it sounds awesome, not to mention that orc face is incredibly cute, in an evil way ;D
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Post by Ikayla on May 18, 2005 20:25:55 GMT 10
*wishes to join Mordor and spread random destruction*
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Post by Caewýn Alquasilme on May 21, 2005 14:35:15 GMT 10
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Post by Morgoth on May 22, 2005 5:39:48 GMT 10
Yeah yeah, don't we all? Anyway, just go to the thread that Cae so graciously provided, and I'll do my thing.
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Post by Goldmoon on Jul 12, 2006 8:18:09 GMT 10
Oh but Gondor and Rohan are so much PuRdy ier...Soory Mo, just had to um, voice my silly oppinion. 'winks'
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